Freckles from Vh1's Real Chance of Love 2 - My ass barely watched the first episode of this wreck which premiered last week and of course, I instantly fell in love with Freckles' exquisite eyebrows that were drawn by the hand of a cholita angel. SPOILER ALERT: Unfortunately, Freckles was executed on the first damn episode! Those dick bags were threatened by her gorgeous eyebrows And Freckles is right, she really is "top of the line dime" (whatever the dick that means).

Freckles is also a poet. She's like the morning-shift stripper version of Maya Angelou with eyebrows that will make a Sharpie weep. Clip below: